It was NOT me who tried to make bread while talking and forgot to add the water. I did NOT attempt to salvage it by adding the water after the fact. It did NOT create a mess that in no way resembled bread.

I did NOT accompany my family to the movies to see the Muppets, Facebook that we were at the Chipmunks, then sleep through the movie.

It was NOT me who exceeded her text message limit last month by over 20%. Only high schoolers do that right?!!?

It was NOT me who was trying to make the best use of her time and post a draft via my new phone app. It did NOT publish instead of save making me look like a complete fool since it was titled “Not Me! Monday” and posted on Sunday!

It was NOT me who bought really expensive organic milk this week just so I could get the cardboard carton for a school project.  I did NOT put it in the refrigerator just to realize our OJ comes in half-gallon cardboard cartons…duh!

I am NOT that mom who just goes to the gym to escape her kids.  I did NOT pack a magazine to read just so I could kill my maximum amount of time without actually working out that long.

I was NOT our family who had an off-hand conversation about getting a dog, decided we wanted one, found one, and adopted one into our home all in the span of 24 hours.  We would NEVER be that impulsive.

This is NOT the newest member of our family.

Meet Hope.

After a year-long hiatus, Not Me! Monday is back!  I’m so excited McMama brought it back.  I’ve had a week that really needed it

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

1. It was not me who dumped her soup mix into her tea cup in a sick, groggy stupor the other morning.
2. That was not me driving the van that was just a tad too tall for the hospital parking garage.  It was not me who drove it in thinking it would fit only to have to back it out again (double the scrapes).