Not Me Monday
Posted By Melissa on July 13, 2009
Not-Me-Monday is a blog carnival started by MckMama. Hop over to her blog to see what others have NOT done this week.
I did NOT fail to realize that my daughter’s new dress came with bloomers. She did NOT walk around all day with them hanging by those plastic attachers under her dress.
I am a clean, pristine housekeeper who would never have counters so dirty that they attracted every ant within a mile radius. I did NOT come home the other day to hundreds of ants covering my kitchen counters. I was calm, cool, and collected, and did NOT bark orders at my children and generally flip-out until all the ants were terminated and my counters were sparkling.
I did NOT (for the second time) try to return a book we actually owned to the public library.
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