Not Me Monday (with a contest)

Posted By Melissa on June 8, 2009

UPDATE: All four participants were indeed correct.  You all seemed so sure.  What you don’t know is that I came up with the “created” NOT ME when I actually had the Desitin tube milimeters from my toothpaste the other night.  And I thought, “Well, that would have been quite the NOT ME post!”  Congrats to Nancy who the random number generator deemed the lucky winner!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I’ve turned Not Me Monday into a contest this week.  One of the following NOT MEs is false <gasp>.  Like it REALLY did not happen to me.  Guess which one by leaving a comment.  Contest will close when I decide, and, then, a random CORRECT commenter will receive a Friday’s gift card courtesy of BzzAgent.  Haven’t heard of Bzzing?  Check them out here.

This is NOT my male child in  female rubber pants.  There is NOT a regular diaper under those rubber pants that weighed least 10 pounds when I took it off. (Note to self:  pick up swim diapers ASAP).  UPDATE: Phew! Sam’s Club had a great deal with a wipes container included!

20090603pool003Would I go out of my way to take a picture of someone else’s kid to fabricate a false NOT ME?  mmmm…. 

I did NOT mistakenly put Desitin on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste.  Who would store those tubes next to eachother in the bathroom?  NOT ME!

Ty did NOT hide snack crackers in the diaper bag.  Every ant within a mile of here was NOT enjoying said snack crackers when I awoke this morning.  ERGGG!!! 

I am a diligent momma who cleans out her diaper sling of unnecessaries every night so it was NOT my diaper bag that was the neighborhood ant hangout for the second time this week because I left a sippy of lemonade inside.

I religiously write appointments down in my PDA* so I would NEVER schedule up a orafacial pain specialist jaw doctor follow up smack in the middle of our last MOPS meeting for the year.  NOT ME! 
*Personal Digital Assistant

Come back on Wednesday to see the new blog carnival that will hopefull keep some of those “I’m bored”’s at bay.

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