Not Me Monday
Posted By Melissa on May 11, 2009
Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I did NOT feed my kids M&M pancakes for dinner and did NOT justify it by adding wheatgerm and substituting milk for water in the instant mix.
I did NOT use my cell phone in the doctor’s office under a sign that explicity prohibited cell phone use. My brother did NOT ask the question, “Reagan National’s the same as Dulles, right?” Boy, am I NOT glad I answered that call.
I did NOT deny my children any normal kids programming in the car so I could finish listening to Karen Kingsbury’s latest book which I ripped to my MP3 player before Korea but still didn’t get to finish even after almost 30 hours of airplane time.
It did NOT take me 2 weeks of looking at the potstickers in my freezer to realize that they have an Asian flair and they would probably be a winner with Ty.
I do NOT frequently move Ty’s booster seat to the bathroom so I can shower while he eats breakfast.
My kids did NOT have a funny face contest with an old man in the subway in Seoul. He did NOT multiple times try to give my kids money only to have his wife slap his hand away and scold him.
Ty did NOT say “Nana” in context before he ever muttered “Mommy.” He did NOT proceed to favor her over me for the rest of the weekend. The older kids did NOT do the same thing…so why I am I surprised?
I did NOT shamelessly promote the blog on facebook.
I did NOT release approximately 900 ladybugs less than 9 inches from our house because I panicked that I hadn’t released them yet. About 50 did NOT proceed to swarm into the kids no-spill bubble bucket and die.
I do NOT often put food in the microwave for myself and forget it’s there until the next time I’m hungry and go to put more food in the microwave.
I did NOT disguise our “on the edge” milk in pancakes, cereal and oatmeal so the kids would still get calcium and it wouldn’t go to waste.
On to find out what others did NOT do this week so I can feel better 
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